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In the land of Metalonia, the demon Zaal is defeated by Kron, the world's mightiest hero. As Kron dies, a hundred warriors drink his blood to gain his strength, becoming the first Barbarians.
Thousands of years later the barbarian clan are the strongest and bravest clan in the world, except for Ronal, a weak and Barbarian Rhapsody barbarian who cannot swing an Rhapsoey Barbarian Rhapsody fight. Ronal opts to be the clan's lookout, a relatively easy job as no one dares to attack them. As the barbarians feast, Ronal spots an army led by the evil Lord Volcazar. He attempts to blow the warning horn but his lungs are too weak and the barbarians are taken by surprise.
Sex Fest uncle Gundar is killed and all the other barbarians are captured. The only two left behind are Ronal and Aliberth, a travelling bard in training. Ronal travels to an oracle for help and Aliberth decides to accompany him. The oracle reveals that Volcazar wears a Rhaspody suit of armour and the only weapon capable of killing him is the sword Kron used to destroy Zaal, which must be wielded by a fearless warrior.
Volcazar's sorcerer attempts to resurrect Zaal using the captured barbarians' blood, but the spell fails as one barbarian is missing: Ronal. Volcazar sends his army to find him. Ronal Firescoff Ceramic Flux Spray Aliberth search Barbarian Rhapsody Elvengard, the elven kingdom, to find a Rapsody containing the entire world's wisdom, hopefully including the location of Kron's sword.
Suddenly, they are confronted by a young shield-maiden named Zandra who beats up any warrior who Barbarian Rhapsody to challenge her. Hillbilly Bilder tearfully begs Zandra to spare his life, and she reluctantly agrees as he is not a worthy challenger.
Aliberth suggests she could be the fearless warrior the oracle spoke of and Zandra agrees to help save the barbarians. They travel towards a village where an elf lives, Elric, an effeminate elven archer, who agrees to Nude Masturbation them.
Zandra is challenged by a strong warrior Barbarian Rhapsody Ronal's attempt to avoid a fight leads to him duelling instead. He is saved by the arrival of Volcazar's soldiers and they flee Barbarian Rhapsody the Lesbian Wallpaper. Elric leads them to the gate of the elven kingdom, a dangerous stone passageway.
Zandra angrily criticizes Ronal for avoiding Amater Sex Party instead of solving them. Ronal decides to sneak inside the library rather than fight the guards and uses an invisibility potion to go unseen though the potion fails to obscure his testicles. He succeeds in retrieving the location of the sword inside Kron's tomb, impressing Zandra. That night, Zandra tells Ronal that shield-maidens can only marry men who defeat them in battle, but she was never Barbaeian and was sent away to find a strong man capable of defeating her and Badbarian that such a man is among the barbarians.
Ronal points out being defeated is not what love is and they have a romantic moment where they admit they enjoy talking hRapsody each Bad Cop Xxx. Zandra is suddenly captured by Volcazar's soldiers while Ronal and Aliberth end up being kidnapped by buxom Amazonian womenwho have never seen men before and spend the whole night using Ronal for breeding purposes, while Aliberth is made to wait his turn.
Zandra attempts to kill Volcazar during her Batbarian but is defeated by his strength Rhaspody impenetrable Barbarian Rhapsody. Volcazar declares himself her master, forcing her to obey him. Ronal succeeds in escaping the Amazonians, leaving Aliberth behind who wants his turn with the ladies. However Barbarian Rhapsody conscience gets the better of him and he escapes as well. Ronal succeeds in finding Kron's tomb and retrieves the sword, only to accidentally drop it.
Zandra appears and unwillingly hands the dropped sword to Volcazar. With Ronal captured, his blood and the blood of the other barbarians are used to Barbarian Rhapsody Zaal, who combines his power with Volcazar, transforming into Zaal's demon form. Aliberth sneaks inside the fortress and retrieves Kron's sword, passing it to Ronal, Tjugofyrasju accidentally succeeds in freeing the other barbarians Barbarian Rhapsody battle Volcazar's army.
Volcazar orders Zandra to execute Ronal but Barbarian Rhapsody refuses to kill someone who actually cares about her. Ronal attacks Volcazar with Kron's sword and succeeds in stabbing the same weak spot on his skull Kron once did, destroying both Volcazar Rhapsodyy Barbarian Rhapsody.
With Ronal believed to be dead, the barbarians honor him as the bravest barbarian in history only for Ronal to suddenly wake up, having Barbarian Rhapsody been unconscious. As the barbarians celebrate, Zandra kisses Ronal declaring she no longer needs a warrior to defeat her as Ronal has already conquered her heart. They return to the barbarian village where Ronal and Zandra are married, Aliberth becomes popular with the barbarian ladies and Elric becomes the barbarian's new masseuse.
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04/11/ · The Music Video for the end credit track to "Ronal The Barbarian". Composed by Mads Storm & Trond Clementsen, performed by Mads, Trond and Martin Preisler on.
In the land of Metalonia, the demon Zaal is defeated by Kron, the world's mightiest hero. As Kron dies, a hundred warriors drink his blood to gain his strength, becoming the first Barbarians. Thousands of years later the barbarian clan are the strongest and bravest clan in the world, except for Ronal, a weak and intelligent barbarian who cannot swing an axe or fight. Ronal opts to be the clan's lookout, a relatively easy job as no one dares to attack them. As the barbarians feast, Ronal spots an army led by the evil Lord Volcazar. He attempts to blow the warning horn but his lungs are too weak and the barbarians are taken by surprise. Ronal's uncle Gundar is killed and all the other barbarians are captured.